I’ve Returned!

I sincerely apologize for my lack of posts yesterday and this morning.  Due to my family getting me sick, I was in no mood to blog. But after a call from my mother basically begging me to post,  here I am, looking as fresh as ever!

I never get sick. I’m one of those people who gets sick maybe 2 times a year and when I do get sick, I get sick.  This couldn’t be better timing either to get sick after I have done nothing but sit in a car for the past 5 days, to sit around yet again on my butt for another day is perfect. My body LOVES me right now. Good news is I have read 2 books today so at least my mind is getting exercise.

I tried to go to the gym but someone named PartyDogUSA wouldn’t let me and it’s probably better he didn’t because I get winded walking from the couch to the bathroom. Have I mentioned how attractive I look? I look just like this:

I haven’t run, let alone worked out since Sunday and am feeling it. Hopefully I can at least do something small at the gym tomorrow, but since it’s PartyDogUSA’s birthday, I guess I should listen to him to avoid ruining his birthday. He did manage to come up with a few winning new pet-names on our drive home yesterday:

• Snake fingers
• Flap jack tony
• Miss Coughington

He’s so talented.  That’s all the nonsense I have for now!