A Run to Remember

Posted on June 29, 2012 at 6:49 am, by Kelsey

I have great news for you! The Women’s Half and 5K posted their pictures from the race which means I can relive the race all over again anytime I want.  I’m warning you, these pictures are incredible and I look gorgeous in all of them so don’t hate me cause I’m beautiful.

Now this pictures is from the very beginning of the race.  As you can see within the first few steps my face/body was already in utter pain.

When I got down to the end of the turn, I realized the camera man and did my best attempt at looking somewhat pleasant.

This would appear to be when I was running so slow that I’m fairly certain it was actually a walk.

Then something weird happens for the next few pictures.  Check out my special hand…

But it gets worse…

What IS that hand doing?? I want to slap it down right now. Stop it special hand, stop.  That hand eventually crept away to stop my Garmin at the end of this horrible race.

Um do you see that? The photo cropped perfectly to make it look like I was running a men’s race.   Unless I haven’t told you guys something….

Now that you’ve had your fair share of horrible pictures of my busted self, here are this weeks best Friday Searches!

  • 1st place prom dresses short (Why do people constantly search prom dresses and end up on my blog?? I’m 24!)
  • Can you see a woman’s face in the 50 shades of grey picture (What does this even mean?)
  • Is the picture of ryan gosling peeing real? (So there is a real picture?  Well my readers will be happy to know that then!)
  • Oatmeal face overnight (If you do this, please take pictures and share them with me.)
  • Korean female bodybuilder (Well that’s interesting…)
  • Women peeing pants (Welcome to my life.)

So there you have it! Not a great week for Friday Searches but still fun. That’s all the nonsense I have for now!

Big plans for this weekend??

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17 Comments to A Run to Remember

  1. by bree [capitolromance] on June 29, 2012 at 7:32 am

    loved these pics. you still looks WORLDS better than I would have running in a race/having my picture taken. we are going on a booze cruise this weekend, but otherwise just trying to make it through 100+ degree, DC heat. have a great weekend girl!

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    Kelsey Reply:

    GIRL tell me about it, yesterday chicago was 115 degrees. WHAT IS THAT?

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  2. by guod on June 29, 2012 at 7:41 am

    Clearly your Korean Gem is bringing you blog traffic. You should take her to dinner or something.

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    Kelsey Reply:

    …or not…maybe she should take me out to dinner for making her famous?

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  3. by Korean Gem on June 29, 2012 at 7:52 am

    Stop trying to exploit my success as a female body builder. NO PAPARAZZI.

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    Kelsey Reply:

    stop being such a famous Korean body builder!

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  4. by IDK My BFF Jes on June 29, 2012 at 8:16 am

    Haha. Love the pictures. I have yet to master looking good in a running picture.

    My worst ones came courtesy of the Run Girl 1/2 Marathon last december. It was actually cold her in Houston so I wore my long black running tights, and my only long sleeve running shirt that’s also black.

    Oh my gah girl, when I got the pictures I was in shock at how round they made me look! First of all, I swear the pictures were condensed vertically because everyone was looking a little squished down. I even checked out my really tall friends photos and she was looking the same way!

    No big plans this weekend other than trying not to die of a heat stroke.

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    Kelsey Reply:

    I am DYING. Why do we look so awful when running?

    Want to come over and listen to the new Biebs cd with me all weekend? I’ll make popsicles…

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  5. by kilax on June 29, 2012 at 8:19 am

    You have raptor hands! I love it! I think you look fab. Even though you did the Men’s race!

    We are going to IA this weekend to celebrate the fourth of July… par-tay…

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    Kelsey Reply:

    I DO! I am a dinosaur just like in Step Brothers how the dad always dreamed of being one!!

    THAT SOUNDS FUN! What time should I come over for the party?

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  6. by Erica A on June 29, 2012 at 8:27 am

    OMG – you look a million times better than I do. Sending you an email with the funnies on mine. I love the last one at the end. Like uh-g*d – seriously?!

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    Kelsey Reply:

    LOVE your pics.

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  7. by gingerfoxxx on June 29, 2012 at 9:09 am

    Oh my god! crying. I should send you my pics….i kept making some kind of demented pirate face. i have problems.

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    Kelsey Reply:

    PLEASE e-mail them to me….

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  8. by Lindsay @ Running the Windy City on June 29, 2012 at 9:16 am

    I LOVE your special hand! There needs to be a website where runners can post their most awkward pics and we can all laugh about them.

    Also, speaking of body builders… I was on the red line with a female body builder on Wednesday and I could not get over it (she was really short too). I kept staring and trying to figure her out. I’m sure she thought I was the biggest creeper.

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    Kelsey Reply:

    You are one step classier than I am, I would have tried to secretly take a picture of her…

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  9. by Losing Lindy on June 29, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    you actually look better than any of my races, and I don’t need surgery

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