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A Number of Things
1. I need to stop blogging after having a couple glasses of wine. Sometimes what I think is funny/clever when I’m a couple glasses in, really isn’t. Also, my spelling and grammar in the posts are even worse then they typically are if that’s even possible.
2. Another thing you shouldn’t do after drinking wine is paint your nails.
If anyone would like me do their next manicure e-mail me.
3. Actually, I should probably be honest and tell you that I’m a couple glasses in as I type this post…. don’t judge me. I also just ate half of a baguette. Welcome to my life.
4. Sunday night was another one of those nights where I absolutely did not sleep. The issue was I was SO tired but wide awake at the same time. Did you know that it’s fairly hard to kill 8 hours in the middle of the night when you’re up alone? Lots of reading happened as well as some Nip/Tuck at 2:00 AM. However, I think I found the culprit of my insomnia because every time I take it, I’m awake for all hours of the night peeping on you from my window with binoculars late at night.
5. Speaking of Nip/Tuck, I really want someone to watch it with me right now. Most people have already watched it so I’m constantly hearing ‘ OMG just wait it gets even crazier.” I need someone to talk to about it NOW. I also need some justification here, does anyone else find Matt cute? It feels weird that I’m attracted to him for some reason…probably because when I tell people this they give me an utter look of disgust. He looks a little like Michael Jackson no?
6. Anyone interested in running under my name for the Chicago Marathon? Because of my busted ankle I’m not able to run and I have a race bib for this sold out race. I bought it for $150.00 and am selling for $75.00 or best offer…. but I’m only selling it to someone who’s fast that way if they search my name on Athlinks it will show how fast I am. Actually I think I’ll only sell it to someone who can qualify me for Boston. In all seriousness though, if you are interested or know anyone who is, email me at readysetfeast@gmail.com.
That’s all the nonsense I have for now!
I’m interested in knowing if anyone else has certain times/ocassions they try to avoid blogging or if I’m the only one who sucks.
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19 Comments to A Number of Things
AHH I have the same problem when I have Sudafed before I try to go to bed! Also, that DIY manicure is way better than anything I ever come up with … even sober.
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Kelsey Reply:
August 28th, 2012 at 10:59 am
hahahaha
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I try to avoid blogging when I have a had a few too many drinks at Kellys Pub or if I am really angry and want to rant. I like the nail color! I have had the same issue with Allegra for my allergies so instead I just down a tablespoon of local honey and it has helped with my allergies every since.
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Kelsey Reply:
August 28th, 2012 at 10:59 am
that’s interesting, ill have to try that.
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Tess Reply:
August 28th, 2012 at 9:16 pm
I’ve actually heard that’s very helpful for allergies. But it has to be local (within a certain mile radius of you) for it to work.
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A number of things…
1. I love you. You are so funny. Yes, your nails suck. That’s okay. Mine are all chewed off, if that helps. But no, you still can’t paint them.
2. I also can’t take decongestants… The active ingredient in most decongestants makes me totally high. Like my hands are totally not connected to my body, right? Am I floating? It’s scurry. But I did brave the highness on Sunday because I was just *that* sick. I also couldn’t sleep come night time. Coincidence? Twinnies?
3. I don’t know if I ever *have* blogged after drinking wine, probably because I do most of the typing in the AM. But I have tried to work on my book after drinking and, let me say, my characters get really bitchy. So I can understand you. But, I think it was Ernest Hemingway who said “Write drunk, edit sober.” So perhaps that philosophy will work for you?
4. Play date soon.
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Kelsey Reply:
August 28th, 2012 at 11:01 am
I believe we are twinzies fo sho.
Can you paint my nails for me?
YES!
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Um, yeah, no wonder you can’t sleep if you’re taking non-drowsy allergy medication! That stuff is a stimulant!
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Kelsey Reply:
August 28th, 2012 at 10:59 am
I always take non drowsy medication! This is the only allergy meds that keep me awak at all hours of the night!
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Please keep drinking and blogging and not sleeping. That combination just has to produce some amazing posts.
They do make non-drowsy allergy meds right? I feel like they have to since 338589503889043890280420 people have allergies.
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Kelsey Reply:
August 28th, 2012 at 10:58 am
hahahaha.maybe one day..
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Tess Reply:
August 28th, 2012 at 9:18 pm
Sorry for commenting on everyone’s post but…if it’s 24 hour time release…take it in the morning. (right?)
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Bahahaha….we are meant for each other. I get overwhelmed when I start to cook dinner and try to have a glass of wine while I cook and everything ends up finishing at different times and my knife skills are highly questionable.
Speaking of nails and booze. I am in need of a pedicure….how does this weekend look? Do you know a good place? FYI…my feet are scary.
Lastly, MATT is totally a mini MJ. What season are you on? Once it gets to a certain point, I will be your Nip/Tuck pal because I stopped after a while (when shit got crazy)
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Kelsey Reply:
August 28th, 2012 at 1:55 pm
cracking up, I almost always drink wine while cooking, it’s prob not the best idea.
hmm I just got my feetsies done but I’de be down for getting a mani whil you get a pedi. i went to this sktechy little place the other day across the street from whole foods. they were good!
I think I’m on season 3. Matt just got jumped by all the transexuals and sean got his kids taken away by child services. Just another day on nip/tuck.
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Hahahahaha I always blog and then the next morning look over it to make sure I didn’t do anything stupid…
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Kelsey Reply:
August 28th, 2012 at 1:56 pm
I always look back over it and realize everything is stupid. But then I still post it anyway…
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OMG I was up at 3:30 am Monday morning..and I couldn’t sleep at all. This of course is becoming the norm. I debated on getting the dreadmill, but wasn’t sure how my brand new downstairs neighbors would feel :/
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Kelsey Reply:
August 28th, 2012 at 8:09 pm
I honestly considered going to the gym too just out of pure boredom…
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And to round things out because I’m drugged on migraine meds so Lord only knows what I’LL say, I have terrible fingernails for manicuring and only 8 toenails. Thank you running. I’d like to say it’s because I’m such a badass but I haven’t even had that great of mileage so what the hell?
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